Applying for the Position of Jessica Alba’s Boyfriend

Bachelors (and anyone else for that matter) take note: Jessica Alba, that bastion of sexual purity and overall desirable hotness, is single. Scrape that jaw off the floor, cowboy. The news is true. Does this mean that you have a chance at getting into her jeans? Perhaps, if you can give yourself over to your innate ATTACK MODE.

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~ by spyaokid on August 11, 2007.

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